Laws Newton Forgot to Mention

Interesting and very true....Most of us would have experienced atleast


some of these!!!



Laws Newton Forgot to Mention:





LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move

faster than the one you are in now.



LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged

one.



LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.



LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least

accessible corner.



LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.



BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases

when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't

work, it will!



LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to

the reach



LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss

will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.